American's and Filipino's must read this post!
This is the NEWS that American's and Filipino's must read...
"THE LONG LOST TWINS"
Candidate US President - Hillary Clinton
Philippines President - Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
This is the NEWS that American's and Filipino's must read...
"THE LONG LOST TWINS"
Candidate US President - Hillary Clinton
Philippines President - Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
"Presence of mind"
The husband of my friend received Php 50,000.00 cash for injuries after a traffic accident. I asked her how badly injured does his husband had been in the accident. My friend replied, and says, “Ouch, He wasn’t injured but I had the presence of mind to kick his leg before the police arrived!
A Letter
Letter to son from his Father at the PROVINCE
Dear son, I have already sent you the money for your needs at your school. I already sold all our cows, so study well… Have you already buy the INSTRUMENT “IPOD” you needed. Have you finished your project “COUNTER STRIKE” on which you always say to your letter that it’s a hard subject? Are you still going to “STARBUCKS” to complete your project? By the way, I also sold all our poultry……
speed kills
On our way traveling to Quezon (province on which beaches are good), I've noticed a road sign says "SPEED KILLS ... drive safely!... after around 100 meters I saw another road sign says, "SPEED GIVES BIRTH... drive faster!....
Monkey - lauhgter for life
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her face into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong."
The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said.
"I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey."
Sperm Bank
A man runs into a sperm donation clinic with a ski mask and a gun in his hand and points it at the women attending the front desk.
"sir this is sperm bank we don't carry a lot of money" says the woman nervously
"yea i know grab a few vile's of sperm!" yells the man
the woman grabs 3 and comes back
"open one and drink it!" the man yells
the woman does so fearing for her life
after which the man yells "now drink another one!"
after drinking the second the man has her drink the final one
after which the woman asks "sir why are you making me do this?"
the man pulls off his mask and says "see hunnie its not that bad!"
"sir this is sperm bank we don't carry a lot of money" says the woman nervously
"yea i know grab a few vile's of sperm!" yells the man
the woman grabs 3 and comes back
"open one and drink it!" the man yells
the woman does so fearing for her life
after which the man yells "now drink another one!"
after drinking the second the man has her drink the final one
after which the woman asks "sir why are you making me do this?"
the man pulls off his mask and says "see hunnie its not that bad!"
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