Drink don't drive
BEER IS CHEEPER THAN GAS as of now DONT DRIVE, LET'S DRINK
Titanic passion of love
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Microsoft Monopoly on the RUn
DANGER!!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!Microsoft is on the run monopolizing every system...
photo c/o Mr. Clay Bennett - http://www.claybennett.com/
An old man and a bottle
A 60-year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a bottle and said, "Take this bottle home and give me back a sample tomorrow."
On next day, the 60-year old man came back to doctor's office and gives him the bottle, which is as clean and empty.
The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand - nothing. Then with her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get that bottle open!"
American's and Filipino's must read this post!
This is the NEWS that American's and Filipino's must read...
"THE LONG LOST TWINS"
Candidate US President - Hillary Clinton
Philippines President - Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
"Presence of mind"
The husband of my friend received Php 50,000.00 cash for injuries after a traffic accident. I asked her how badly injured does his husband had been in the accident. My friend replied, and says, “Ouch, He wasn’t injured but I had the presence of mind to kick his leg before the police arrived!
A Letter
Letter to son from his Father at the PROVINCE
Dear son, I have already sent you the money for your needs at your school. I already sold all our cows, so study well… Have you already buy the INSTRUMENT “IPOD” you needed. Have you finished your project “COUNTER STRIKE” on which you always say to your letter that it’s a hard subject? Are you still going to “STARBUCKS” to complete your project? By the way, I also sold all our poultry……
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